About me

Hey what's up?

I'm Evil Jared Hasselhoff from the bloodhound gang and the rest of the guys in the band are fags.

I hate "Linzertorte". Made me puke on our last Gig in the "Posthof".

Jimmy has a very small Penis (I tell ya).

For those askin: The hell, it was real Jaegermeister, I drank on Sunday, didn't you guys see me puke later??!

Leave me a guestbook entry!!!

PS.: I eat pussys for breakfast and have the highest defloration count in hole south carolina...

PPS.: I'm a fuckin wizard, can color snow yellow without usin a crayon!