About me

* Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
* Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* There is no such thing as global warming.
* Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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