About me

ich bin die julia, oder besser tschu, tschulie oda julchen genannt. so. noch was?

und party machn is pflicht (aba net in da schicht...)


How to use the F-Word

1. Dismay – Oh! Fuck it.
2. Aggression – Fuck you-
3. Passive – Fuck me.
4. Command – Go fuck yourself.
5. Incompetence – He’s a fuck-up.
6. Laziness – He’s a fuck off.
7. Ignorance – He’s a fucking jerk.
8. Trouble – I guess I’m fucked now.
9. Confusion – What the fuck.
10. Despair – Fucked again.
11. Philosophical – Who gives a fuck?
12. Denial – You ain’t fucking me.
13. Rebellion – Fuck the world.
14. Annoyance – Don’t fuck with me.
15. Encouragement – Keep on fucking.
16. Etiquette – Pass the fucking salt.
17. Fraud – I got fucked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty – I can’t understand this fucking business.
19. Identification – Who the fuck are you?
20. Ugliness – You’re dumb looking fuck.
21. Agreement – You’re fucking oh right.
22. Benevolence – Don’t do me any fucking favours.